Wednesday, August 4, 2010

After The Honeymoon


Meg, from After The Honeymoon, is lending me her fab digs today.  She is doing a series of guest posts on "Road Trips With Your Spouse" this week, and there are some very funny bloggers hanging out there.

My post there today asks, do you believe that  "what doesn't kill your marriage, makes it stronger?"  Yes, I write about surviving a road trip with my husband where he would only allow a.) scheduled potty stops and b.) scheduled eating. Now, these are questions that should be asked on a potential mate questionnaire, as in a.) do you have a spastic bladder? and b.) are you hypoglycemic? Because guess who answers Yes to both?

Please hop over , and see who's left standing. Thank you!

22 notes to the Empress:

  1. Oh boy...been there done that not the schedule parts but road trips hahaha. Will be on my way there after I catch up on your blog, Alexandra :D

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  2. Oh, I know all about traveling with high-maintenance spouses!

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  3. I agree that this should be in the pre-wedding quiz! Over to see you!

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  4. Men should never attempt to critique or control a woman's access to a bathroom... especially after she delivers a few of his children.

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  5. LOL.....When I get in the car I WANT TO GET TO MY DESTINATION!!I hate to stop....hubby likes stop at EVERY.SINGLE.STARBUCKS he sees:)

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  6. nice post
    xoxo

    http://thebrunettecocktail.blogspot.com

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  7. Oh I would have flipped out! Luckily, my bf's bladder seems to be smaller than I, and he knows I get crazy when I'm hungry - so he will do whatever it takes to prevent that!

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  8. Next time, pee yourself in the seat when you start out. It'll be messy, but that should solve the problem forever. (I did a similar thing the time my mate had me drink straight vodka despite my protestations that there was going to be trouble.) Different bodily fluid; same result. He never did that again. But leather seats wipe clean.

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  9. How surprised was I to see my button hanging under your pick of the week. Damn, the pressure. I've got to go and get my game on... or maybe go suck my thumb. It's what I do under pressure. Can't wait to see your road trip piece. I love your posts on married bliss : ) Thank you so much for your blogging friendship and support. As always I love visiting your Kingdom.
    Dana

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  10. I answer "no" to both questions, but I can still empathize ;-)

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  11. oh i hear you on the spastic bladder. I've had four kids, I don't think spastic even begins to describe my bladder. Nevertheless, I'm off to check out your guest blog!

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  12. If my husband were invited on the trip and heard there were "rules" he would promptly leave the car and walk home.

    I think our husbands should meet :)

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  13. I think I'm the high maintenance spouse to travel with. That's what my hubby would say anyways ;)

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  14. I read the article and I am glad you can laugh at it now! Times like that would complete our memories

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  15. Going to pop over and check this out because truly surviving a roadtrip with my hubs is a miracle!!!!!

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  16. I am the one who always has the schedules and lists when we travel. Maybe this is why my husband never lets me drive!

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  17. Oh, I would throw a huge tantrum if my hubs has scheduled potty breaks!

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  18. Empress, I SOOOO feel for you. A man behind the wheel with a map in hand is as dangerous as dangerous can get!

    I am proud of you for handling it!! :D

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  19. Great post! You made me laugh. Anyway, I left a comment on the site :-)

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