tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post8266435339525313807..comments2023-12-28T09:32:32.680-06:00Comments on Good Day, Regular People: Smart ChoicesAlexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-45864071017038142262012-03-13T19:59:15.937-05:002012-03-13T19:59:15.937-05:00Uggg. Totally with you. Especially on the dance mo...Uggg. Totally with you. Especially on the dance moves thing. I never actually had any real "moves", kinda like a classic white button down - they are timeless. But my husband is doing the same move he perfected in the Vanilla Ice days. I'm sick of it. Good thing we never get invited anywhere anymore.Ali - My Suitcase Full of Trickshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637087418730467823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-22402575986797076512012-03-13T09:47:27.794-05:002012-03-13T09:47:27.794-05:00This is awesome! Just the idea that I'll survi...This is awesome! Just the idea that I'll survive young parenthood is exciting... :) <br /><br />Thanks for linking up to finding the funny! I'm pinning this on our Finding the Funny Pinterest board.Anna at www.mylifeandkids.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07523297818154408944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-62407033648141774682012-03-09T07:42:10.115-06:002012-03-09T07:42:10.115-06:00Haha - this is exactly the phase I have recently e...Haha - this is exactly the phase I have recently entered, now with a child in school for many hours a day. You are right about the body. I've kept my bikinis from my honeymoon but now I wear them under swimming shorts that come down to my knees. And the eating! My son recently reprimanded me for buying a family pack of Doritos only for my own consumption. ("Mommy - this says FAMILY SIZE - not PERSONAL SIZE.")<br /><br />Accepting that we are no longer the babes we once were...I thought I only needed to deal with that after birth but you are right - it's a life time transition and mental adjustment! ;-)Only Youhttp://onlyoublog.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-65346397009057316222012-03-08T13:54:47.223-06:002012-03-08T13:54:47.223-06:00I so enjoyed this. Jerry Springer. The Running M...I so enjoyed this. Jerry Springer. The Running Man. ha ha haAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12586581766383380976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-35663820445530652382012-03-08T10:13:54.322-06:002012-03-08T10:13:54.322-06:00this is all, sadly, such good advice. my husband a...this is all, sadly, such good advice. my husband and i are always racing through dinner even we're alone in a grown-up restaurant. dang kids!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07427772370703531241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-200425553930787672012-03-07T23:55:40.552-06:002012-03-07T23:55:40.552-06:00Yes.They do.
Don't kill the messenger.
Also,...Yes.They do.<br /><br />Don't kill the messenger.<br /><br />Also, be sure to rinse after acidic fruits.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-32323807559972864532012-03-07T21:38:59.114-06:002012-03-07T21:38:59.114-06:00What super exciting things I have to look forward ...What super exciting things I have to look forward to. Maybe I'll just keep having more babies to delay this :-)Martahttp://lostandforgotten.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-78453703378337343142012-03-07T20:00:05.657-06:002012-03-07T20:00:05.657-06:00I don't get it. What's wrong with the. Cab...I don't get it. What's wrong with the. Cabbage patch and the running man? What!? Not cool anymore!? I wish someone had told me :)<br /><br />Do you have some choice words about my Jim Gallery?? I love him! Off to read now.mypixiebloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09135461083810124483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-10568877037464632882012-03-07T19:59:48.378-06:002012-03-07T19:59:48.378-06:00Ah I love this post! The smoking part is so funny ...Ah I love this post! The smoking part is so funny and oh so me ;)Maureen | Tatter Scoopshttp://www.tatterscoops.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-28735714617527645682012-03-07T13:59:53.294-06:002012-03-07T13:59:53.294-06:00"Well, don't" Hee hee, Let me add my..."Well, don't" Hee hee, Let me add my AMEN to the congregation!<br />Hilarious truth ; )Ms. Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15688062262144014969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-4275936245826195292012-03-07T13:52:31.627-06:002012-03-07T13:52:31.627-06:00Wrote that with specifically you in mind, my Suni....Wrote that with specifically you in mind, my Suni.<br /><br />xo BIG LOVE xoAlexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-13886459411924898342012-03-07T13:12:18.781-06:002012-03-07T13:12:18.781-06:00Oh, I REALLY love how you encourage us to keep a f...Oh, I REALLY love how you encourage us to keep a few pounds on to round out the sags. Ha! I don't feel bad for having that extra donut hole this morning! You are awesome, you know that?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860394940190403196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-10181803218161449072012-03-07T10:58:34.226-06:002012-03-07T10:58:34.226-06:00The husband and I have both been considering start...The husband and I have both been considering starting smoking again. It was so awesome and looks so cool. [It just does. Don't give me that PSA crap. SMOKING LOOKS COOL.]<br /><br />I guess we won't. Thanks for the advice.Suniversehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-38422620988083728282012-03-07T09:58:42.356-06:002012-03-07T09:58:42.356-06:00Ohmygoodgolly:
Our TEETH get osteoperotic, too?
C...Ohmygoodgolly: <br />Our TEETH get osteoperotic, too?<br />Crap.<br /><br />Do you think Jim Halpert would still like me if I had a chipped incisor?<br /><br />I love him.<br />So I'm off to read what you have to say at Sprocket...<br /><br />And hopefully I won't break a hip on my way.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15244839430462103487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-70749912451260241682012-03-07T09:55:30.750-06:002012-03-07T09:55:30.750-06:00Also, do NOT dance on tables! The waiters at Denny...Also, do NOT dance on tables! The waiters at Denny's do NOT like that and they will ask you to leave...or, er, so I've heard...Tonyahttp://www.goingtomensa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-22858634157481847152012-03-07T09:19:47.263-06:002012-03-07T09:19:47.263-06:00We are of like mind. I wrote something similar abo...We are of like mind. I wrote something similar about dropping my music snobbery for my 3 daughters. There is nothing wrong with being older, a parent, and well, being more boring. Embrace it. Love your pouse. Laugh at your ridiculousness. Eat another brownie/cookie/m&m. <br /><br />Good postLancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02421199592104616785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-51969266383987119002012-03-07T09:12:34.857-06:002012-03-07T09:12:34.857-06:00Hysterical. I'm a rather new empty nester and ...Hysterical. I'm a rather new empty nester and lots has changed. No hot mama anymore and things don't move quite like they used to...like the dance moves and the scale. Hate my metabolism and you basically have to starve to drop anyweighht. I love to eat soooo. One thing that has changed for sure is something my friends and I say often because our kids are away at school is "little kids, little problems...big kids, big problems".Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04841767868797265391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-28451424865178899652012-03-07T08:26:47.220-06:002012-03-07T08:26:47.220-06:00You know, it's been famously said, "ass o...You know, it's been famously said, "ass or face." You can't have both. xoAlexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-3018125539263208302012-03-06T22:55:25.337-06:002012-03-06T22:55:25.337-06:00I can't wait for the day when I can stop yelli...I can't wait for the day when I can stop yelling SIT down and actually eat something myself without having to jam it down my throat in 3 seconds, or in the car on the way to school.<br /><br />laughing because I know all this will be true enough before i can turn around...erin margolinhttp://www.erinmargolin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-90375217522522060262012-03-06T20:16:28.226-06:002012-03-06T20:16:28.226-06:00Amen, sister. Although my dance moves stopped pro...Amen, sister. Although my dance moves stopped progressing in 1985. I still look like I'm expecting my shoes to stick to the grain-punch-covered frat house floor. Loved the Jerry Springer card line best of all.K A B L O O E Yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12995547356428809262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-80497770922548612152012-03-06T19:09:37.618-06:002012-03-06T19:09:37.618-06:00Comforting, isn't it? Happens to the bitchies...Comforting, isn't it? Happens to the bitchiest of the lot. NO ONE is safe.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-47623615049839745542012-03-06T18:59:53.925-06:002012-03-06T18:59:53.925-06:00I am dying laughing.
The tattoo part.
Man do I eve...I am dying laughing.<br />The tattoo part.<br />Man do I ever kick myself in the ass for the cleverly spot that I chose to have inked...my stomach by my hipbone.<br />Do you know what a butterfly looks like pregnant?<br />I'll tell you...<br />It looks like the roadrunner was smashed flat by an anvil and then stretched like a rubber band.<br />Do you know what it looks like after pregnancy?<br />Like I dropped a glob of blueberry pie on my stomach.<br />I don't even want to know what it will look like at 80...Lord the nurses will probably think I have the plague or something.Kimberlyhttp://makemommygosomethingsomething.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-11989616038962731842012-03-06T18:19:05.047-06:002012-03-06T18:19:05.047-06:00"Do you really want a ring hanging from an al..."Do you really want a ring hanging from an already looking-like-it's-a-winking-eye bellybutton?" Ha! Can I tell you that one of the greatest bitches of my life had a "ring of dolphins" around her ever-so-often-naked navel in college. <br /><br />She got pregnant with twins. This comforts me.Chantelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10324845550553743658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-20518886207741002762012-03-06T16:30:26.258-06:002012-03-06T16:30:26.258-06:00I have a feeling that any dance moves I could must...I have a feeling that any dance moves I could muster would be out of sync with whatever Katy Perry is squawking about.<br /><br />I like to eat chocolate when i am home alone so I don't have to share, but the husband is a bigger intruder there, and I think he is staying.<br /><br />What ARE we to do then Alexandra? Pass the time googling stuff?Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991265338210422893.post-13646934204000305732012-03-06T16:28:16.629-06:002012-03-06T16:28:16.629-06:00Plus, I am not sure any dance move I could conjure...Plus, I am not sure any dance move I could conjure would sync up with whatever Katy Perry is singing so loudly and squeakily about.<br /><br />I like to eat chocolate when I am home alone because I don't have to share. It's actually the hubs that I have to hide that from, and I think he might be staying.<br /><br />What ARE we to do then Alexandra? Just sit around googling things?Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.com