No bone weary! This is not Sit and Be Fit!
Arms up! Hoooooooooold. Arms up! Hooooooooooooooold. Two more! Ha! I lied! Ten more!
Don't drink the water here it's an old building I can't guarantee there's no rust in the pipes!
Organize your moves! Plan for your arms, people! Your arms shouldn't come at you in surprise!
Uptown Funk You Up! UptownFunkYouUp. I have no idea what Funk You Up means but it doesn't sound good!
I love Neil Young! Oh wait. I mean Annie Lennox. I get those two mixed up. Both such sad people.
Down down down down dow-n. Woohoo. That's ELO for you. What? He says No? Okay. No no no no no-o. Woohoo. No problem, ladies, he says he'll say it once more before we get off the floor!
I don't hear anyone clapping on Clap! If you don't clap on the Clap you won't get the full effect of the clap!
Arms up! Wait. Is this Silver? If it's Silver, then arms up. Or down. Whatever is fine.
Work, ladies! Don't let the sweat fool you! It's probably a hot flash!
Come on baby let's do the Zumba! Or Conga, whatever. It's a Latin beat! Oh, and for the record, I'm not saying I think all Latin music sounds the same. You gotta be careful, everyone's so sensitive these days.
Are you all hot? I thought so because I look around me and all I see is a bunch of hotties!
Alexandra? I'm going to send Julie back there for you. Julie? Julie, can you go in the back there by Alexandra? We've got some twisty turn moves at the end. So, yah, just go in the back by her. Thanks, Julie.
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