Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your glass for me
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass for me
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from Pink's Raise Your Glass
It's easy for our minds to default to all that we don't get done in our day and all that we never get to check off on our daily lists. Besides all the must do's of the day like the meals, the laundry, the house, the kitchen, the weeding; we also have the most important -- like eye contact and face time with our spouse and kids. We also have to find room for a healthy lifestyle that includes exercise, seeing people outside of our family, and spending time doing something that brings us satisfaction and peace.
Makes me want to start laughing maniacally, by myself. When and where and how am I going to get everything done? And so begin the thoughts that remind me of all the ways I come up short.
But you know what? With a more keen eye, I can see all that I do that is way above and beyond the average person. So, today, I am raising a glass, to myself, because the stuff I do would make the heads of Hollywood's stars spin.
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I return home from the grocery store with only one celebrity gossip magazine, even though there is no one there to stop me from buying out the whole rack.
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When it comes to anyone's Christmas or birthday gifts in this house, I always hit a home run.
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I have done an amazing job of smoke and mirroring my husband and children into thinking I've got this housekeeping gig down.
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I have always been able to maintain a clear pathway that runs through the house from the front door clear through to the back door.
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My children love the names we gave them.
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My kids still think I can kick their butts in any foot race.
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I have heard my husband fall just short of bragging about my ability to keep this family heartily fed.
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It takes only one hand to count the number of times in seventeen years that my children have run out of clean underwear.
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My children have no idea I'm unable to help them with their math. I remind them that if only it weren't dinner time, laundry time, toilet cleaning time, that I'd be more than capable of sitting down with them and helping them out with their polynomials (
pile of oreos, what?)
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My youngest has told me that from really far away and across the street, I kind of almost could look like a teenager.
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I have figured out a way to exercise every day, since I have no pride in what it takes or who is around. I climb up and down the house stairs for 40 minutes and ignore what my husband thinks is hilarious documentary style comments about my Andean Mountain DNA coming to surface in my middle age.
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I'm never at a loss as to what to wear since I figured out the secret to being in style is to baffle them with bullsh*t. Few things in life that can't be pulled off with good posture and a good haircut.
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Every day of their lives, I have had a joke ready to tell my children sometime during the day. Corny, lame, eye rolling, but it's there, every day.
Now, who wouldn't raise a glass to that?
Forget about the perfect meals, gleaming floors, sparkling clean toilet bowls. Raise a glass to all you do that no one else can do. If you look hard enough, it's there.
So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool
You could choose to let it go
We can always, we can always party on our own
~
from Pink's Raise Your Glass
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**Thinking of going to see The Hunger Games? I've got some necessary advice to give you before you go. You'd be wise to check this out. My Hunger Games cautionary post at Sprocket Ink, here.
