Saturday, April 17, 2010

Mouthy Housewives


My letter requesting help from Mouthy Housewives is published at their site today. I questioned the warning signals as to when and if Mommy needs to head to Blogger Rehab ["When does Mommy Have a Computer Addiction?".] You say you've never visited there? Oh, well, do not be consuming any sort of hot beverage at the time of your visit, because these sistas are cuh-razy.

Mouthy Housewives is a tongue in cheek advice column site, with letters of pseud0-concern answered by 4 very extremely beyond funny women. There are 4 major generous- with- their- advice divine prophetesses, along with equally hilarious guest advisers also offering their 10 cents worth (2 cents worth?! come on, they're a class act.) The comments are just as LOL, ROFL, LMFAO, ROFLMFAO funny as the divine advice posted.

Please pop over, and if you relate to any of the comments, or if you even find yourself nodding maniacally in agreement amid cries of "Yes!oh my precious goodness YES!", well, then it may be time to realize denial is not just a river in Egypt. Their advice to me today left me with a false sense of relief, which is all any of us are asking for anyway. As Fleetwood Mac sang it,"tell me lies, tell me sweet litle lies." Please.

Now, put that coffee down, and let me know what you think.


"Mouthy Housewives. Neglecting our families to give you advice since 2009."

21 comments:

  1. Hilarious!! I just came back from Mouthy Housewives (thanks for the intro). I think your question to them spoke for millions. I am both relieved and scared to be honest (as I waste the 3rd of my 4 free hours this morning...). It is 11:00 a.m., my husband is with my son (many miles from here), and I am toasting a bagel (breakfast) as I type, in my pj's. In 30 minutes I will log off, shower, get dressed and throw some stuff under the rug and into the closet. You're doing great Alexandra - the key is hot food. If your kids aren't sneezing and developing funny skin conditions, I think you can hold off on the housecleaning a little longer.

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  2. Oh I love this and also I love the site which I had not previously visited. How do you find such great new sites? I must admit I think I am getting a little addicted to blogging! My husband's new catch phrase is "what are you doing tonight, blogging?"

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  3. Opps! Pretty sure that didn't work!
    The jist of it was. You were so right to send us over there!

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  4. Wow, you are like a young, hip Dear Abby, but better!

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  5. Thanks for sharing the link to MH! I'm headed over there now...

    After I confess something. Something serious.

    I stole that vintage housewife image. I did. I just right-clicked and took it. I know I have some strange use for it somewhere...

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  6. LOVE the Mouthy Housewives blog. Good job getting on there, Empress!

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  7. I'm not a housewife..I'm not even gay. Why would I want to go and answer questions I know nothing about. Okay! I'll go look anyway.

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  8. Im going to check it out..! Thanks ..EnjoY Your day..!

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  9. I read it, that was a riot! What? My hands appear to be shaking because I have to go out of town for a week and won't have my blog. Nonsense...I don't have a problem. The kids like spaghettio's. I can handle it. What do you mean my eye is twitching...?

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  10. Thanks for the suggestion. All hot beverages have been disposed of. My tray table is secured...

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  11. That was hysterical! What a fun website. And the answer to your question sure made me feel a whole lot better about my own screen time.

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  12. They're good. I wish I could be that funny. :o) The question was funny too.

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  13. That's one site I'm going to be visiting often, thanks for the referral lady!!!

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  14. Okay that was awesomeness at its best. Never heard of the site before. You have introduced me to untold riches in the blogosphere you know. Is this a "problem"? I think not!!!

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  15. A "false sense of relief" is all I needed. I thought that was hilarious!

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  16. I hope you all made it over to Mouthy Housewives. They are hilarious over there, and have a new post daily. Thank you for hopping over...you all are good people...snif snif.

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