|This job costs 50 cents|
Hello! It's finally a time where Baby E can post. Mondays are his days, and we've been so busy. But, finally, soccer and football are over...so we are back. As always, he speaks, I type. I am just the royal scribe to Baby Emperor's decrees. Thanks for being here... and here are his thoughts for the week:
Hi. It's Me. And I have lots of stuff to talk about today.
The important stuff has to be first. The most important thing is how to make money. This is about how I make money. You can tell your kids these ideas. They work.
HOW TO MAKE MONEY
First, you can just ask for it. Sometimes, you can say, "Mom, can I have a quarter?" and sometimes your mom and dad will just say yes.
I always make money that way first.
Next, I go to jobs. There are always jobs. My mom always has jobs for me because there is lots she didn't do. Like to vacuum is easy and good and I like it. She plugs it in for me and that job costs her 50 cents to give to me. She always says yes to that job.
Also, there is picking up the garbage cans from all around and bringing them downstairs. That job is a quarter. That is easy and that is a good job, too.
My favorite way to make money is to do Classes. I will tell you about that. After that, I do Shows. I will tell you about that.
CLASSES TO MAKE MONEY
I do Domino School. You can learn Dominoes from me for 35 cents for 10 minutes. I will show you how to build any pattern you want, or I will build you a pattern, but I will let you knock it down.
Everyone in my house likes when I make a sign for Domino School.
Oh! When you do a school, you have to make a sign telling of when your school is, and where, and how much. You just can't sit and wait for people to come. You have to make signs. Then you have to announce super loud with your hands making cups over your mouth, "DOMINO SCHOOL!"
SELL YOUR ART
This one is so easy. Draw a picture, your mom will buy anything you draw. Also, put her name on it and say, I Love You, and she will buy it.
Also, make a sign that says you are selling art. You have to do that. Then make pictures of what your family likes. My brother likes bugs, my other brother likes anything, my dad likes cars, and my mom likes flowers. Make it in their favorite colors. Those pictures are 10 cents. Make a sign. Also, you can make drawings on demand, that means right away. My sign says, "wait...then enjoy!"
PUT ON SHOWS
Put on shows. Make stuff for your shows, and then put clothes on to match your show's name. You have to make a sign.
Today I did a show that was a play. It was a house made of paper that I cut and taped into a circle from big paper, and then cut out animals. I made a sign.
The truth is this: I haven't really made up the play yet. The truth is that I make up the play as I go along, but I don't tell anyone that because I want them to buy tickets.Tickets are 50 cents.
HAVE AN ULTRASTORE
This only works if you have collections. People don't want to buy extra stuff that doesn't rhyme together. They like to come and look at collections. I have a rock collection from all the places we go to that sell rocks, and I line them all up and they are 5 rocks for a quarter. And people like to see collections and choose for themselves. I am open from 10:00 until 6:00.
I will read to you for 25 cents a chapter. You pick. My dad picks the Wall Street Journal. Then he laughs. I don't get it.
I will give you advice and solve your problems. I am very good at it. My dad always ask me what to do about work and I tell him. Advice is 10 cents.
DO WHAT YOUR MOM WANTS
In the morning, I give my mom choices of what she can have me call her all day. She says she loves this a lot and always buys this.
I say to her, "Mom, what do you want me to call you all day?" And you have to do what your mom picks all day for you to call her. I give her these choices. And she picks and I do it all day:
My Mom's Choices For All Day:
"What is your bidding, O mighty pharaoh?"
"Yes, my Liege."
"As you wish..."
"I shall return with your bidding.."
"How can I serve you, my queen?"
"What can I offer you today?"
"Yes, O Wise One."
"Speak it, and it shall be done."
"I shall not fail you, O Supreme Commander."
When she picks out what she wants me to say all day, I have to say it and bow down at the same time.
She always pays for that.
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