Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Curious Case of Benjamin Baby E Button


The following occurred last week, while Baby E had an age appropriate friend over for a visit. It is while overhearing the following conversation exchange between Baby E and his friend, that I realized that perhaps Baby E spends a bit too much time with his mother.


GUEST: Let's have a snack or sumpin'...


BABY E: Absolutely! It is mid-morning, and if we have a snack now, our blood sugar will have enough time to even out before lunch.


GUEST: Ummm....ok....then...


BABY E: Let's have something light and refreshing, like apple juice and graham crackers. Sweet and tart is a wonderful combination!


GUEST: ........


BABY E: Here you go, here's your plate and cu......


GUEST: ooops....sorry...I spilled the juice...

BABY E: You're just lucky, young man, that this is dark carpeting.



Yeah, I think I'd better step up the play date schedule...

30 comments:

  1. Hi, dropping by from SITS, very glad to have found you..x

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  2. ROFLOL Are you serious?? That is too funny. I don't consider it too much time with Mom. It's a great education!! :)

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  3. That is the funniest thing I've read all day! Love it!

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  4. For real?

    That is hilarious!!

    :-)

    Megan

    http://reddirtandcrazy.blogspot.com/

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  5. Nooo... just get him some friends who aren't so... sloppy.

    ;)

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  6. LOL sounds like he needs those play dates quick!

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  7. Just found your site....can't wait to read more about Baby E ...and how old is baby E?

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  8. Good Day Empress Alexandra,

    That was very funny coming out of the master's mouth. They do tend to copy us LOL Take care!

    Anne-Marie

    oops! visiting from SITs. I almost forgot the rules...

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  9. I can't believe your son actually spoke like that! Amazing!

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  10. I know Empress. My husband and my kids thing I went bunkers with my blog. Its just a nice way to get in touch with my girly side. Once I became a mom and a wife my inner princess got the boot! LOL My blog is like 'playing house' with a like minded bunch of other ladies/moms!

    Take care Empress!

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  11. No. This did not happen.
    Ok, maybe it did.
    Either way hilarious.

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  12. This is so cute. Thanks for stopping by Magpie Tales. Please jump in and join us!

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  13. I know that if I was over there witcha, I would make you laugh (you who have trouble laughing) because everything you say would cause drinks to come out of my nose.

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  14. Ha. Yep. Your little guy needs more play time. Or more man time as my older son suggests for his younger brother.

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  15. Well, sweet and tart is a lovely combination! You're teaching him about the finer things in life (and the beauty of dark floors). =>

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  16. Bwahahahahaha!!! I'll hang out with him any time. Can I get on the schedule?

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  17. Ha ha ha ha!! Too funny. What a refined gentleman. I guess he has no choice living with the Empress!

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  18. I think all young men should call other young men "young man".

    Way funny, Empress!

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  19. That's great. Now you just have to teach him to sweep up the crumbs from the graham crackers too!

    I am afraid my son will be much like that too. But he's mine, all mine (for a while anyway!)

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  20. That is the best....!!!..wow it makes you wonder about all the good things he teaches others ...that you dont hear..??..AdOrAbLe..!

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  21. Please, please tell me you exaggerated a bit for humor? If not then wow...yeah, your kid needs some more play dates! :-)

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  22. That is too funny, and cute! :-) Between your Elizabethan talk and Baby E's gentlemanly ways, you must have quite the eloquent household!

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  23. This is wonderful. So expressive... I particularly love the ..... as your guest's response!

    One of my kids went through a stage where they were reading lots of Brian Jacques and Howard Pyle. They converted to speaking old English, constantly and everywhere.

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  24. What a perfect young one you raised!!

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  25. Don't you just love overhearing kids' conversations? So cute!

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  26. I am cracking up on this one...amazing what they pick up from us!

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  27. just found your blog from 4 persp. very cute post! loved it! ;)

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  28. I don't know which makes me laugh more....him talking like that or YOU!! Unless of course, you're hoping to instill some manners & culture in to all those boys around you....yeah, good luck with that...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Stalking you back now LOL!!!!)

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  29. I really really love this kid!!! I'm your latest follower!

    Lots of yummy love,
    Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner
    www.mawhats4dinner.com

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  30. http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/05/jingles-may-followers-award.html

    cool kid,
    you lucky charm!

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