I have been overwhelmed with having to clean my house.
I have never been a fan of cleaning, never.
My in laws are coming and I have
The average normal life skills equipped person would have their hands off the keyboard right now and into some hot soapy water.
Which is why I'm here instead, typing in front of the screen, and not on the kitchen floor, scrubbing. Because we all know that when the going gets tough, the tough get blogging.
What popped into my head as I ran the water to fill the wash bucket just now, what couldn't wait till the work was done? This song, and I had to sit down and write it before I'd forget it. I know you'll all understand these words, which are best read to a harmonica blues scale:
Well I woke up this Monday morning, already knowin', I didn't stand no chance
Yeah, well, I said I woke up this Monday mornin'
I'm tellin' ya, I knew I had no chance--no chance
With my list of things I gotta to do today
I just wanna run far away
oh so far away
You know when I woke up this very mornin'
I knew, that list would kick my a**
I woke up this very morning, with that list kickin' my a**
With that list of things I gotta do
I just wanna go and get my wineglass
The truth is I gotta confess to you all
The mess that I'm in is only my fault
I chose to sit and do twitter from day into night
And now you see me here paying the price
Just like I done did already confess
This house here, is a mess
I could clean from now until sundown
And it would still look like it got shook
Pray for me? They arrive at 3:45.