Thursday, April 10, 2014

Seasoned American Blogger 2





"I think so much. And that makes me want to say what I think. And I think about that all day. What's scary is if I don't say what I think, that would mean I wouldn't be sharing. Which means then no one will hear it. Can you imagine? I mean.... why even think? That's what a blogger wrestles with. Everyday."

In a world that asks for more, we bring you...  more.

Finishing what American Blogger started, Seasoned American Blogger 2, is life with no instagram, no FB, no tweeting, and no Pinterest. Because being a human is soooooo interesting.

Seasoned American Blogger 2. With more of what you loved in American Blogger -- more hats, more hair, more pillows, more thoughts, more age. A special film, for those who remember the days when we didn't take a picture, post on FB, tweet a funny thought, or instagram your new Aerosoles, in the entire day.

"Seasoned Blogger 2 is beautifully cinematically backlit and filmed from bed,  and filled with more of what Seasoned Americans asked for -- except the chevron pillows, 'cause this mama's seasoned and mama don't play fads."

Watch it today. It will change your life. Only because you'll lose the two minutes that you spend watching it. So, that counts for being true.

**no children's emotions were harmed in the filming of this video**

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23 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahaha!!! Good job! E, too!

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  2. This is so funny! Doesn't it just say it all. Trying to blog in the midst of life with children...no easy task!

    Thanks for taking the time to visit my blog and leave a comment. I am just starting out as a blogger and it tingles me to the bones every time I get a comment (which so far is not that often, but working on it)! I really enjoy your site and one day, maybe, I will be able to grow mine bigger too.

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  3. You are a walking, talking magnet!

    Oh, and I love that laugh.

    And I WANT that hat.

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  4. Oh, oh. I watched. I laughed. You are the stuff.

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  5. Nailed it! Damn that was funny.

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  6. The fake tears, I died! And I've totally done the dishwasher and w/d commands via siblings...ack, I should stop writing about parenting!

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  7. Weekly series...oh please!!!!!

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  8. You sweet people. You make me want to buy like good videography equipment and stuff. THANK YOU!! ( now, I'll enjoy your comments while I await the ones acomin' on "that poor little boy..."

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  9. LOL!!! I love this. I've been thinking about how this whole thing has inspired my first possible vlog. It looked just like this in my mind. I'll leave the vlogging to you! :)

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  10. you have a great hat... I mean laugh!
    loved it

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  11. My sweet friends. Thank you. Tried to do a serious pretentious introspective bit and, well, you know how that went off. xo

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  12. I love to hear your voice.
    Really.

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  13. No chevrons because mama don't play fads. Bwahahahaha. Seasoned Americans support you in this.

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  14. My husband just called to say that he is having a client and client's wife over in an hour for wine. In the meantime, the Chick Fil A remnants from our after school run are scattered all over the coffee table while kids are sprawled everywhere watching a movie. The dogs just rolled in mud. I am still in my sweatpants or maybe pajama pants and the dirty laundry is sitting not in, but outside the laundry room in a heaping pile. But this #seasonedamericanblogger had to take two minutes to laugh and snort at your always brilliant humor. I don't play fads, either, Mama. Chevron, Schmevron. Okay, gotta go shove the crap in all the closets before company gets here! Love you! Fabulous as always.

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  15. I said to my husband, "It's Alexandra" and he stopped his stretching (he was getting ready for a run) and ran to my computer, and then started laughing. :-) Love technology - I get to see and hear you too :-)

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  16. I loved this--and YOU--so very much. Please congratulate your son on his Oscar winning off-camera performance, too. You guys nailed it :)

    XOXO

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