Monday, September 28, 2015

11 Ways I Heard My Children Whisper I Am Just like a Sloth


Photoshopping genius credit: Vikki Reich

Son #1: "Once a week, sloths leave their canopy for a bathroom break."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "Sloths are from South America."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "Sloths will not eat anything without sniffing first to tell if it's rotten. "
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth mother keeps her babies close and concealed from preying eyes."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "Scientists often wonder what the sloth does all day long."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth's soft underbelly creates a cozy bed for offspring to cling to."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth is the world's slowest moving mammal."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth wakes up chilled and will spend the day searching for sun to warm her."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth's main activity is to hang and munch its favorite foods."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth will sleep 9 and a half hours at a time."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth moves only 80 feet--the length of two school buses--in one day."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

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8 comments:

  1. I'd like to be a sloth too-- so I could get a 9 1/2 hours of sleep at a time! That sounds like paradise!
    xo jj

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  2. I've missed you. I really don't know how your blog got dropped from my list. But I'm very happy to "re-connect"

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    1. What a wonderful compliment. Thank you!

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  3. Sloths are the most adorable creatures on the earth. Just like the Empress.

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  4. If you add "The Sloth can be found counting the days until her birthday cake," that would be me.

    XO

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    1. YES, but not nationally geographic sanctioned.

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