Sunday, January 24, 2016

Movie Reviews in 15 Words or Less





The Martian:  Is there wind on Maaaaaars? Yes. And space potatoes.

Transylvania 2:  Moral of the story: Let kids be who they are.

V for Vendetta:  Guy Fawkes makes eggs that make you love him.

Man of La Mancha:  Couldn't get past the first six minutes without going into a coma.

Terminator Genisys:  What happens when you put all the Terminators in one movie? This.

Mad Max: Fury Road:  Angry men in cars, just like the freeway. And then there's FURIOSA.

The Force Awakens:  Spoilers. Don't read any things about it. (but best one ever)

Jurassic World:  More dinosaurs and kids running away. But with Chris Pratt which is Ok.

Avengers: Age of Ultron:  Avengers again. But with robots now and a vision guy.

The Good Dinosaur:  Dinosaur gets lost emotionally and physically. But for kids. Yeah.

Ant-Man:  Dare you to not cry over ants.

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation:  Tom Cruz and Jeremy Renner are so good together I don't even know.

Red:  Sweet Bruce Willie somehow makes kidnapping look like an act of love.

Maze Runner: Scorch Trials:  Jump scares deluxe and get ready to scream many times.

Man from U.N.C.L.E.:   Buddy cop-spies who dress like dreams. You'll want to marry the soundtrack.


8 comments:

  1. I have not seen Ant-Man, but I will accept your challenge! And who wouldn't want to be kidnapped by Bruce Willis? Such a sweetheart.

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  2. Here's my comment in less than 15 words - On point.

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  3. And now all I want to eat are SPACE POTATOES.
    (Who knew?)

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    1. Did you see it? Did you know he was self published???? Listen to his interview on Interviewing Authors podcast. MIND BLOWING.

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  4. I can't wait to see The Martian. It's on my list. I haven't seen several of the others you listed, but I will say this, Avengers let me down. Probably because there was no Loki. Just sayin. Ant-Man surprised me! I was expecting dumbness of epic proportion, but I really liked it! *I* liked Man from U.N.C.L.E. The hubs? Not so much. He totally gave me a Kanye face after it was over.

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    1. I LOVED AntMan!! What a surprise, right?? And the soundtrack to U.N.C..L.E, can't be beat. Our house was split on Martian.

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