Sunday, January 24, 2016
The Martian: Is there wind on Maaaaaars? Yes. And space potatoes.
Transylvania 2: Moral of the story: Let kids be who they are.
V for Vendetta: Guy Fawkes makes eggs that make you love him.
Man of La Mancha: Couldn't get past the first six minutes without going into a coma.
Terminator Genisys: What happens when you put all the Terminators in one movie? This.
Mad Max: Fury Road: Angry men in cars, just like the freeway. And then there's FURIOSA.
The Force Awakens: Spoilers. Don't read any things about it. (but best one ever)
Jurassic World: More dinosaurs and kids running away. But with Chris Pratt which is Ok.
Avengers: Age of Ultron: Avengers again. But with robots now and a vision guy.
The Good Dinosaur: Dinosaur gets lost emotionally and physically. But for kids. Yeah.
Ant-Man: Dare you to not cry over ants.
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation: Tom Cruz and Jeremy Renner are so good together I don't even know.
Red: Sweet Bruce Willie somehow makes kidnapping look like an act of love.
Maze Runner: Scorch Trials: Jump scares deluxe and get ready to scream many times.
Man from U.N.C.L.E.: Buddy cop-spies who dress like dreams. You'll want to marry the soundtrack.