Sunday, January 24, 2016

Movie Reviews in 15 Words or Less

The Martian:  Is there wind on Maaaaaars? Yes. And space potatoes.

Transylvania 2:  Moral of the story: Let kids be who they are.

V for Vendetta:  Guy Fawkes makes eggs that make you love him.

Man of La Mancha:  Couldn't get past the first six minutes without going into a coma.

Terminator Genisys:  What happens when you put all the Terminators in one movie? This.

Mad Max: Fury Road:  Angry men in cars, just like the freeway. And then there's FURIOSA.

The Force Awakens:  Spoilers. Don't read any things about it. (but best one ever)

Jurassic World:  More dinosaurs and kids running away. But with Chris Pratt which is Ok.

Avengers: Age of Ultron:  Avengers again. But with robots now and a vision guy.

The Good Dinosaur:  Dinosaur gets lost emotionally and physically. But for kids. Yeah.

Ant-Man:  Dare you to not cry over ants.

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation:  Tom Cruz and Jeremy Renner are so good together I don't even know.

Red:  Sweet Bruce Willie somehow makes kidnapping look like an act of love.

Maze Runner: Scorch Trials:  Jump scares deluxe and get ready to scream many times.

Man from U.N.C.L.E.:   Buddy cop-spies who dress like dreams. You'll want to marry the soundtrack.


  1. I have not seen Ant-Man, but I will accept your challenge! And who wouldn't want to be kidnapped by Bruce Willis? Such a sweetheart.

  2. Here's my comment in less than 15 words - On point.

  3. And now all I want to eat are SPACE POTATOES.
    (Who knew?)

    1. Did you see it? Did you know he was self published???? Listen to his interview on Interviewing Authors podcast. MIND BLOWING.

  4. I can't wait to see The Martian. It's on my list. I haven't seen several of the others you listed, but I will say this, Avengers let me down. Probably because there was no Loki. Just sayin. Ant-Man surprised me! I was expecting dumbness of epic proportion, but I really liked it! *I* liked Man from U.N.C.L.E. The hubs? Not so much. He totally gave me a Kanye face after it was over.

    1. I LOVED AntMan!! What a surprise, right?? And the soundtrack to U.N.C..L.E, can't be beat. Our house was split on Martian.



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