SETTING: Driving around in the minivan, having to do errands with Baby E. Baby E has had it. This is our last stop with errands for the day.
Baby E: Mom, will we be done with our errands soon? I wanna go home.
Mom: Yes, Baby E, I just have one more stop to make, and I have to do it today.
Baby E: Can't we just go home now?
Mom: Baby E, this is super important, and your dad asked me to do it for him today.
Baby E: Alright. Can I get a popsicle there? Is it a place that has popsicles?
Mom: Yup. You can have one. OK, here we are, let's run in and hope they have what your dad needs.
Baby E: What does he need?
Mom: Just some legal envelopes.
Baby E: Whaaaaa.....?????! Do all dads ask for those???!
Mom: Well, not all dads, just the ones who use them.
Baby E: Why does dad need to use those???!!
Mom: Cuz those are the kinds he uses. Now, why are you getting so upset?..let's go....
Baby E: Do other moms get this kind of stuff for the dads??!
Mom: Sure, all the time. Let's run in now...
Baby E: I can't believe dad would ask us to do that!!?
Mom: Baby E, what is wrong??? Why are you crying?
Baby E: I don't want to go in with you!!!
Mom: What the heck is going on??? You know I can't leave you in the car....
Baby E: Mom! just call him! please!........ maybe he'll let you get the legal ones!
Mom: Oh, baby e, come here, honey...I said LEGAL envelopes, not ILLEGAL...come here, baby, now shhhhhh....