Wednesday, May 19, 2010
BABY E: "Mom, can you find a place for all those pizza mixes you accidentally bought?"
ME: "I will, honey, I just have to clear out the cereal cabinet first."
BABY E: "If you don't do it soon, Mom, then you'll be a repulsive hoarder."
ME: "I think you mean an impulsive hoarder."
BABY E: "Yeah. They call that "serious." Like, you keep Christmas ornaments in the shower and stuff."
ME: "O.K., honey, I'll take care of it."
Hoarders is one of my guilty pleasures: I know I shouldn't watch, but I can't help it. Pictures from their photo gallery, like the one above, just make me feel better about my pizza mix situation. A & E counts on weak people like me. Perhaps Baby E shouldn't be sitting on my lap while I watch???