|This is me having a good time like I didn't get to do this week end|
Baby E post day here today. It's Monday, and -- as always -- when he feels he needs to get an outside opinion on the unfair state of his life, he turns to the keyboard.
Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
[if you're new to Baby E, you can go here for his first post. If he has something to say, I give him Mondays here as his space. He loves knowing that]
Here is his rant, which I typed out for him Sunday night while the words were flying out of his mouth: such is the injustice that he endured at our hands this past Saturday and Sunday. [thanks so much for tuning in...means a lot to us xo]
Hi. It's me, Baby E and my mom is typing but she cannot stop me from the stuff I'm going to say.
This weekend was not mine.
All weekend we had to do stuff for my family and I had to do it, too.
On Saturday, we had to drive an hour away to go to my big brother's Lego Robotics competition. And the car ride got so long and hot that I barfed.
My other big brother helped me.
But that is not a fun Saturday day for me.
Then on that day we had to wake up at 6:00 to get to the place on time. This was on Saturday morning that I had to get up early like that.
That is not my weekend wish for me.
On Sunday it was nice out and that made me think "oh no" because then we have to rake and it is dumb to rake.
The wind comes anyway. It's just dumb.
Oh, but wait, I just remembered my mom took us to see PussnBoots on Friday. Yeah, that was a good part.
Now my mom says I have to remember another good part: Okay, my mom did make us cinnamon rolls on Sunday. That was another good part.
Oh, wait. And my dad did buy me a new Beyblades Barf prize on Saturday because I got sick because he is an old man that has to have the heat on superhot in the car because he is an old man.
And my dad is getting crazier. Today, I told him it was too cold to go outside and rake and he looked out the window and said, "I don't see that it's cold out," and I said DAD! You can't see the temperature!!
And then my dad, when he was reading the paper said, "Look, Disney is opening up a new resort in Hawaii," and my mom said back to him, Tell me dishwashers are on sale at Sears and maybe then I'll get excited.
And that made me laugh because I love when my dad gets powned.
And then I had to go to indoor soccer. I forgot about that. That was good.
Basically, I'm mad because my favorite day is Saturday and my favorite thing is screen time and that didn't happen to me this weekend. And my favorite part of the day is to sleep and relax.
And now it's Sunday and my weekend is over and it feels like I never got it.