Monday, January 10, 2011

But You Have To Promise To Not Tell Anybody...

For KLZ


Shhhhh....I'm so glad you snuck over here.

Promise you won't tell anyone what I'm going to tell you, alright?

Are you dreaming of the thrill of having a guest post up at ScaryMommy,? Then let Jill know here. 

Do you think you have something fantastically funny for the peeinyourpants humor blog LOL? Drop your post link to Robin  here.

Is there a perfectly poignant, reflective piece you want to show somewhere exquisite? Submit it to the lovely blog known as FourPerspectives here.

Want to know how to send a post for the motherlode of all submission sites, BlogHer ,to review? Go here, lovey.

Got something KnockYourSocksOff  funny that can only be done justice at FunnynotSlutty? Read this first, make a sacrifice to the blogging gods (preferably your firstborn), then try your luck with Jacki  here.  

Do you feel altruistic, and have some incredible wisdom that every mom must know in this lifetime? And want to proudly display the mamapedia contributor badge on your site? Send it along to mamapedia, by emailing it here. 

Have a great story on being the mother of boys, or on parenting teens? Then Stef at WhateverNation would love to hear from you here. 

Want to post something on the community of blogging that has become your life? Submit here, at Life2Us. They want to hear from you. 

Know a few tricks of the blogging trade and want to see your name up in lights at The Lady Blogger's Society, send them your post link here.  

Always wanted to get into a writing/critique club? Join here, at TheRedDressClub.

Are you one of hundreds just trying to get Kris' PrettyAllTrue attention? People, send her the link that you want her to read and submit a visit request (she is all kinds of orderly), here.

Do you want more than anything, anything, to try at least once in your life, something that stretches your limits and involves publicly reading an original piece of yours, with a message so important, you'll overcome stagefright for? Only me? Well, consider auditioning for Listen To Your Mother's National Production.


Thanks for coming over, and I know you can keep a secret...

shhh......love you, guys.

63 comments:

  1. Know anywhere I can cuss like a sailor and not be condemned to death? I heard you might know these sort of things.

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  2. TO MadWoman:

    smarta** (love you, though)

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  3. I am all kinds of orderly???

    Oh my god . . . I am giggling hysterically.

    Thanks, lovely you.

    Orderly???

    Snort!

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  4. You are awesome.

    A great list...and so sweet of you to share.

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  5. What a perfect Empress post, such a benevolent dictator you are!

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  6. do you have anything for dads? smiles.

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  7. I'm feeling discriminated against.

    Stupid penis.

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  8. What a great list! Now I just have to figure out of I'm funny? Poignant? Orderly? Have advice?

    Well, anyway...thanks...I'm marking this is a favorite now...aren't you flattered?

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  9. I love this. So thoughtful and inspiring. Thank you for lighting a fire.

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  10. What a great list! You are a rockstar! I heart you!

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  11. This is a GREAT list, when you check your web stats I will be the one who has had your post up all day and night because I am determined to do a few of these things but never have more than a minute at the computer at a time.

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  12. You know all the cool hangouts.

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  13. If this isn't altruism, I don't know what is! So awesome of you to do all the legwork on this.

    Looking forward to meeting you at auditions. I won't hug everyone, but prepare yourself ;)

    Thanks for the shout out!!

    xo

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  14. Thanks for sharing the scoop. You are such a generous person - with compliments, kindness, and sharing information. You're a superstar.

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  15. How did you get to be so awesome?

    I want to submit to all of them at once...but I don't think I have enough posts to go around.

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  16. Now this is one of the many reasons I love you. Spreading the joy and giving we, the unmotivated, a kick in the pants. xo

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  17. I am in awe of you and all of your links!

    And you've got some awesome ones up there!

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  18. damn girl. Who's the blog mechanic now?

    I had no idea.

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  19. Wow, you are awesome! Thanks so much for providing all these great links :)

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  20. Thanks for these links! You are a peach!

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  21. I'm too chicken shit to do any of this. But thanks for passing the info along!
    ;-)
    xoxoxooxoxox

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  22. Instead of "Empress" I'm going to call you "Pimp-ress!"

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  23. I'm with Erin on the whole chicken shit thing. Besides, how would I know which of my posts don't suck?

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  24. Let me guess, you've posted at all these places...Right?
    you are AWESOME.
    Thanks for sharing!

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  25. Thank you for all the links!

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  26. Yay! I love all of these places! :)

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  27. I'm too scared to put my stuff on those sites. They'd laugh.

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  28. I so love you.

    Michelle

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  29. This is wonderful, Alexandra! You are like the mom blogger's directory!! It is so generous of you to have compiled this and to share it, and this is a great resource. I may try one or two! Thank you!

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  30. Wow!
    Thank you so much for consolidating all of this amazing information.
    You are so incredibly generous. :)
    Thank you for including The Red Dress Club here!
    Much love!

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  31. Such a wealth of information here! Thanks so much for including me!

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  32. Wow, thank you for all these links! I've just spent the baby's entire nap time going through all these links and discovering some great new blogs.

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  33. Dude. Given the conversations I JUST HAD this morning with Ann's Rants and Maggie Dammit, the timing of this post could NOT BE more perfect. SUPER AWESOME.

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  34. You are just the repository of all information!! And such a good sharer :). You rock!

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  35. I want to do all these things; be all these things; write all these things.

    I don't think I'm worthy yet...

    But thank you for this post. So when I am (maybe possibly worthy) I'll be able to do, be, write.

    Thanks.

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  36. great list. I need someplace for disorganized self deprecating attempted humor. Any suggestions?

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  37. Love this list! Thanks so much for sharing your secrets with us. :)

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  38. you do my heart something good, lady.

    awesome list of all the places and submissions i've been putting off.

    ps- Moooogs comment almost made me pee myself. third trimester style.

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  39. Empress, you are nothing but graciousness and glitter. To actually help us out and let us in on the secrets! Because you know we won't tell....or at least only tell our friends!

    Much love to you....and thanks for the awesome list of links! You sure know your way around this lovely Internet.

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  40. Awwww, you are so nice to share. Some of us are just getting started in our quest to take over the world...ummm, I mean to build our readership and so we (and by we I mean me...or I) really appreciate your guidance. I will remember this when I have complete control of the Earth(or as I like to call it Lolalandia) and I too, will be benevolent. (is that the same as maniacal? No? Then scratch that)

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  41. I love you so much it hurts. You know how sometimes you want to be going places and you just don't know how to get there? Or is it that I only have an hour a day (broken into thirds) to focus on getting there? Either way, I appreciate all the help. You are my mamapedia.

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  42. Only a true Empress would be secure enough to share her secrets.

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  43. This is a really great thing you are doing here! How nice! It lets us know where to go for stuff. It shows off other people's blogs. And for an Empress, you are sharing the stage with many great people! I'm impressed, your highness.

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  44. If you were 4, I would say "good sharing, honey". You're too cool.

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  45. You are really the shepherd to us sheep. Lovely idea. Thanks, Empress.

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  46. Thank you for sharing this info. Hope you don't mind, but I don't think I can keep this to myself. It's just too much pressure. I can't handle it. I suck at keeping secrets!

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  47. You are amazing!! I'm going to print this out and keep in a safe place!

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  48. Also? Your other secret is out.

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  49. Ah - wonderful. Love this post!
    oxox
    Denalee

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  50. Hi There...well thank you for this...Youre Hired..!Ill expect you in my office on Monday sharp as my new public relations specialist...OK then its settled...See You then....My Friend..!

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  51. Mi lady, you are too fabulous to share this! Thank you!

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  52. Thanks for sharing all these wonderful links. Not sure where my blog would fit in but I'm going to check them out.

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  53. holy lotta info, batman! you're incredible.

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  54. I'm going to have to save this link someplace important.

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  55. Great list! I'm bookmarking it. In secret of course.

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  56. You are the most wonderful pimp I know. To be one of your friends, is a true honor for me.

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  57. You are the bestest public relations ho I know. How come you're so awesome?

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  58. Thanks for the shout-out...we really do appreciate it - even if we're a month late in a response!

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