|Oh, look, the beautiful Cheryl cavorting OUTSIDE in December, how delightful. And sleeveless, no less|
|And the ever so sweet AshatShades telling of the 70 degree weather in Texas. Did she mention the blue sky?|
|And, lookahere, who's so eager to tell of OUTDOOR WINE TOURS, PEOPLE! In January!|
I've had it.
In my face, no more. Not in my house. Oh, oh......and? oh.
I am bringing it. I don't care if it's already done been brung by you.
So, in your face with the weather taunts...here you go. Some weather slinging your way...
|Don't hate me cuz I live here|
|Once again, for effect.|
|This could be you-- if you were man enough|
|You can't handle this|
|This is how they found me. After I didn't return from getting the mail.|
Hmmmmm....seems to me that for someone to be able to not just survive but thrive under these conditions, she'd have to be a pretty hot blooded mama, don't you think? I mean...right? Stands to reason.
Ergo, we all now know why I'm here, and you taunters are there...the scorching sizzling hotness that is me, keeps me warm and toasty (no complaints about how cold it is brrrr....from the emperor, either)
And, so...taunt away, mamas. I have made my point.
Love you, guys.
Did this post fool you under the guise of bravado?
....didn't think so.
I am soooo so so so stinkin' jealous of you all.