Yo yo to the fie-ee-oh.
Do I sound high? I must be. Pass that *legalize the mommy ganja!* here, would ya?
I must be high, because I think a post of mine is up today at Motherhood in NYC.
Yes.
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| @MarinkaNYC |
As in Marinka.
Pass that virtual weed here, baby, I don't want this buzz to end.
Click on over to Motherhood in NYC, where I spill the Colombian Coffee Beans with stories on what my "colorful" Colombian childhood was like.
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Always: thank you for your support, for the way you follow me through to the clicks, fully.
You all make me look so good. And I appreciate it beyond words.
And, Marinka? I love you, man.
[truthfully? I eagerly accepted the gift of guest posting, just to get one step closer to *awesome dude*] But, still, yeah--I must confess to my stomach dropping exhiliration at seeing an email from Marinka in the inbox. What can I say? I'm human.
xo
Ha! Funny post! And going over to Motherhood in NYC.
ReplyDeleteRead it, loved it. I also had an odd immigrant grandma.
ReplyDeleteBut not that odd.
Thanks for sharing.
You posted on MARINKA'S blog?? That is huge.
ReplyDeletejust dont eat all the food you have a fam to think of...smiles.
ReplyDeleteBOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
ReplyDeleteWhy American men should boycott American women
http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/
I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!
Cool, baby! I'm hoppin' over there now!
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you, Empress for gracing my blog. Your post was a treat. And if I weren't busy boycotting American women, I'd propose to you,
ReplyDeletexox
that was a treat! my grandmother also had her own special remedies that she brought with her from mexico. she has lived most of her life in the U.S. and she still speaks broken english! I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteGREAT POST!
I will go check you out!
ReplyDeleteI just saw my cute cartoonized face up there and thank you for the love! :)
Um. Boycott American Women??????? Oh my gosh. I almost wanna go over there but I don't want to bring attention to it. OY.
ReplyDeleteWow this makes you world famous now.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! And I am so glad you are having a good day.
ReplyDeleteLoved reading about your Colombian childhood! Do you watch Modern Family? I love Gloria's comments about Colombia -- are they accurate at all?
ReplyDeleteAlso, reread your post about the morning prayer ritual as well. Warmed my heart all over again!
That was a real treat, Alexandra. I'm still laughing at your post :)
ReplyDeleteNow I'm off to boycott American women :p
I loved, loved this post....what great stories you have from your childhood!
ReplyDeleteI loved the post! xxx
ReplyDeleteIt is perhaps this guest post that I am most jealous of - Motherhood in NYC? This is your year, Empress. Congrats!
ReplyDeletexoxo, Chalupa
Hey listen. . . I've read your post over at the other site and I was wondering where I could get some juice for this stomach ache I have!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh and the head ache too!
You post was fabulous! You are pretty incredible!
What color bandanna do you you think I should wear with the orange peels?
ReplyDeleteDruggie.
ReplyDeleteAwesome going over to check it out now!
ReplyDeleteGreat post. Choosing the laughter over the tears is a wonderful thing.
ReplyDeleteI am dying of laughter. That should be in the spam comment hall of fame.
ReplyDeleteYour post at Motherhood in NYC was KILLER! I went over to read it again cuz I loved it so much. xoxoox
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